Remember, kids

Remember, kids, it is astronomically easier to just not eat thousands of extra calories than it is to burn them off later. The secret to effortless calorie loss is here! Follow my satirical Instagram for holiday inspiration: @instametabolize

Socialism, Capitalism, and Cheese Melting in Slow Motion

On Monday, I had the opportunity interview author Mark Rayner about his most recent satire, The Fatness. It is a story about “about concentration camps for fat people and bureaucracy gone mad” that spoofs socialism, capitalism, and the so-called “obesity epidemic,” all at the same time. The story begins something like this… Keelan Cavanaugh is …