Remember, kids

Remember, kids, it is astronomically easier to just not eat thousands of extra calories than it is to burn them off later. The secret to effortless calorie loss is here! Follow my satirical Instagram for holiday inspiration: @instametabolize

Peer Power

You, my friend, are a calculable, statistical predictability. If you use drugs, the odds are good your friends do too.1 If you smoke, there’s a statistical likelihood that your friends do as well.2 If you think it’s a mere coincidence that most of your close friends share your political ideology, think again.3 If you aren’t …

Random Thoughts on Health

Fitness. Gyms are like the exhaust pipes of societies that consume so much they require special institutions to burn off the excess calories. Hospitals. Eventually a generation will come along and ask, “Does it even make sense that we take all the sickest people in our region and put them all in the same building …